yo this page totally ate my AOL 56k connection, got kicked offline right in the middle of loading all those animated gifs lol, had to redial like 5 times before it stuck!! still a cool site tho, coming back tomorrow!!

omg my US Robotics modem screeched for like 3 whole minutes just trying to connect so I could see this page, my mom yelled at me to get off the phone line the WHOLE time lol. worth it tho, the little stars are SO cute!! 💚

IE6 froze up on me like 4 times trying to load this site, had to do the three-finger salute (ctrl+alt+del) twice!! worth the wait tho, sick page dude

this page slowed my Napster download to a crawl AND told me I need some Macromedia Flash plugin I don't even have installed, my PC only has 32mb of RAM come on!! still an awesome site tho, mad respect webmaster

tried out the new games (Tetris AND Arkanoid!!) and my 56k basically had a meltdown, had to close ICQ and my email client just to get the bricks falling without lag... pretty sure this page needs ISDN to be enjoyed properly now, already begging my dad to get us hooked up lol

that Nokia-style snake game might be the coolest thing on the whole internet but holy cow this page got heavy with all the new mini-games!! had to unplug the fax machine just to free up the phone line and even then the minesweeper flower field took forever to start.